'Where's this then? Stone Farm Rocks? Never heard of it. Ow! Broken glass in the car park – don't like this, want to go home,' muttered Little Dog.

'Where's that nutter off to?' said Little Dog as Big Dog hurled himself into the brambles.

'Where's that nutter off to? said Little Dog as Adrian ambled off down the path.

'Oi! Mind my neck!' said Little Dog, as the lead came tight. 'Give me strength, what's a little dog meant to do? Come here, wait, sit down, stand up, keep moving. Where the blazes are we off to now? I don't like the look of this dark path. Well, at least you've taken me off the lead and that lunatic Big Dog is back'.

And so Little Dog came to Stone Farm Rocks.

'Big view! Nice! Where's that nutter off to?' said Little Dog as Big Dog hurled himself into the brambles again.

'What's that nutter muttering about? said Little Dog.

'Bloody bandit country again' mumbled Adrian.

'Strewth!' yelped Little Dog. 'A bandit! With a big, black mattressy thing! Bastard! Not to be trusted! But I'm alright - I'm a dog! I'm fierce and stuff! YARF! How are you supposed to do this barking thing anyway? GRRR! That's better, I can do that! Why's everyone smiling at me? You stroke my ears one more time with those chalky fingers, pal, and I'll have them off at the knuckle!'

And so Pippa the Little Dog was indoctrinated into the Stone Farm Bandits. Big Dog continued his one dog mission to rid the world of rabbits. Laura decided Little Dog was cute and vice versa. Adrian got mugged, again. Was there a brief flash of understanding between Little Dog and Boulder Puppy? Who can say?